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Posted on 11 Sep 2008 In: Faux News, Music

Kanye Lockdown

So, the day after Kanye West releases what i assume to be his next single Love Lockdown to the mp3 downloading public he ends up in lockdown for real. If i were a cynic i’d be screaming publicity stunt but i’m not so i’ll just scream idiocy instead, on 9/11 too? Sure the paps can [...]

Posted on 18 Aug 2008 In: Faux News, Music

Ronson 1 Gallagher 0

Mark Ronson has responded to criticism from Noel Gallagher that he ruins other people’s songs. The guitarist slated Ronson during a recent interview on Radio 1. Speaking about the Oasis star’s comments, Ronson said: “Noel Gallagher said I should ‘learn three chords on the guitar and go write a tune’. “So I just wanted him [...]

Posted on 5 Jul 2008 In: Faux News, Humour

Be Kanye

Do the side effects include extreme arrogance, awkward fashon sense, throwing hissy fits and a high sampling dependency?

Posted on 1 Jul 2008 In: Faux News, Music, UK Stand Up

Jigga Who?

I’ve never had the motivation to either go to Glastonbury or watch any of the live coverage on tv before, however my interest in the event was peaked for the first time with all the controversy surrounding the news that Jay-Z would be headlining the bill. What a great way to tell Noel Gallagher’s irrelevant [...]

Posted on 13 Jun 2008 In: Faux News

R. Kelly: The Verdict Is In

He was aquitted on all 14 counts relating to his child pornography trial .(Source)pretty much proving that while money may not buy you love it damn sure buys a team of bomb arse lawyers But while he may have his innocence, his image and reputation have been tarnished beyond repair. I for one shall continue [...]

Posted on 13 Jun 2008 In: Faux News

Lily Vs. Perez

I’m not a fan of celebrity bloggers who go out of their way to write hurtful things about people, take Perez Hilton for example and his recent vendetta against Lily Allen. I’ve been reading the back and forth comments both parties have been making and seriously wtf is it all about? If you don’t like [...]

Posted on 12 Jun 2008 In: Faux News, Music

Amerie + Def Jam = ?

Now that Amerie has officially signed with Def Jam it’ll be interesting to see -when she gets an album release- whether or not she does well in the charts. If she does, then i guess we can say Sony/Columbia really were the reason for her limited success and low album sales but if the opposite [...]

Posted on 20 Feb 2008 In: Faux News

And he Got off Lightly

British dance DJ Grooverider has been sentenced to four years in prison for drug possession in Dubai. The 40-year-old DJ, whose real name is Raymond Bingham, will reportedly be deported after serving his sentence. The star was detained at Dubai International Airport in November. He had arrived to perform a gig in the emirate, known [...]

Posted on 28 Jan 2008 In: Faux News, Music

Yes, Yes, Yes.

Given her currrent state of affairs i wonder if Amy Winehouse regrets penning that monster hit which goes by the name of Rehab. No criticism or corny jokes here, i’m just glad she’s finally seeking the help she clearly needs. She means too much to her family and is too talented to join the ranks [...]

Posted on 24 Jan 2008 In: Faux News

Heath.

Having a child changes every aspect of your life — for the better, of course. The sacrifices are large, but what you get in return is even bigger than the sacrifices you make. I feel, in a sense, ready to die because you are living on in your child,” – Heath Ledger I know i [...]